Food Mascot Wierdness gets me IN THE MOOD!

topic posted Wed, March 5, 2008 - 9:21 PM by 
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Yo, bitches, EAT ME!
That’s right, with Kinky Salon EAT ME right around the corner, thought I’d throw out a few gems to inspire your creative process…
Enjoy these strange and amusing bits of FOOD MASCOT wierdness!

JOLLIBEE SOFT CORE!
www.youtube.com/watch

The original Ronald McDonald was ONE CREEPY DUDE!
www.fanpop.com/spots/lege...ideos/13576

WTF!?!?
Enjoy watching this deranged rat thing dancing around Quizno’s subs
www.fanpop.com/spots/lege...ideos/13505

THE CURSE OF THE COLONEL refers to an urban legend regarding a reputed curse placed on the Japanese Kansai-based Hanshin Tigers baseball team by deceased KFC founder and mascot Colonel Harland Sanders. The curse was said to be placed on the team because of the Colonel's anger over treatment of one of his store-front statues

‘WAKE UP WITH THE KING’.....what the!?
www.fanpop.com/spots/lege...ideos/13578

THE BURGER KING Mascot flips off every known fast food joint to THE SAFTEY DANCE! Pure Genius!
www.youtube.com/watch

One of The Tastee Freez Twins- NAKED!
www.roadsideamerica.com/set/ta...ez.html

Wow…I don’t about you guys…but doesn’t GRIMACE just look like a GIANT TURD? Or maybe the next evolution of fast-food eating AMERICANS!
Oh, and he has a green, turd friend too!
www.fanpop.com/spots/lege...ideos/13573

Enjoy this description of THE KOOL AID MAN-
‘Kool-Aid Man is the mascot for Kool-Aid, a popular drink. The character has appeared on television and print advertising as a fun-loving, jolly, and avuncular beverage provider, appearing to children everywhere sharing his Kool-Aid beverage, and yelling "Oh yeah!". He is a gigantic anthropomorphic pitcher, filled with Kool-Aid and marked with a fingerpainted smiley face.’
Lol!

COUNT CHOCULA had SWIRLY MARSHMALLOWS!
www.youtube.com/watch

‘Hey, KOOL AID!!!”
www.youtube.com/watch
Kap’N Krunch and The Kool Aid Kid Acid Test Movie!
www.youtube.com/watch
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  • Re: Food Mascot Wierdness gets me IN THE MOOD!

    Thu, March 6, 2008 - 5:00 PM
    Ronald McDonald - SERIOUSLY?

    FIrst off, I can almost smell the booze on that clown's breath. They were lucky the guy had his pants pulled up when they started filming.

    Also, notice how all the food is placed directly at crotch level. "Come on kids, lets all grab a french fry".

    Better be nice, or Ronald will introduce you to his old war buddy, the Hamburgler.
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      Re: Food Mascot Wierdness gets me IN THE MOOD!

      Fri, March 7, 2008 - 12:31 PM
      Ever notice that the HamBurgler always gets caught? It's like he's intentionally botching every caper. I think he likes spending a little too much time in the "big house". Maybe he should change his name to the HamBuggerer.

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