Got Wood?
Kinky Salon’s Five Year Anniversary!
A bacchanalian foresty freakout

Saturday April 19th
10pm till late 21 and over
Mission Control (2519 Mission Street)
Couples and chaperoned singles only (Click here kinkysalon.com// for details of this policy)

The scent of new spring blossoms, swollen with nectar, wafts lustily on the breeze inviting all creatures of wood and dale to engage in bawdy celebration…
….yadda yadda yadda

That’s right, beeaatches, GIVE US WOOD!!
So, apparently celebrating your Five Year Anniversary traditionally means you give the gift of WOOD, so lets give thanks for 5 years of amazing, lusty, creative, sex-positive, gorgeous, lush, inspiring community goodness with a romp into some ridiculous woodland adventures!

GASP as Red Riding Hood wrestles the Big Bad Wolf
DROOL as nymphs and satyrs dance for your pleasure
GIGGLE as cute lil woodland critters play ‘games’ in the underbrush
GROAN as the Ents tell bad double entendre wood jokes
TINGLE as the fertility rite takes full effect

Dress: Woodland Critters, BUNNIES, beavers, fairies& nymphs & satyrs, campers, Little Red Riding Hood, druids, Magic Mushrooms, ‘flowers on your bra’, Julia Butterfly, Mr Toad, John Muir, Greenmen & Greenwomen, PAN, Woody Woodpecker (lol), toga-clad Dionysian revelers, Winnie The Pooh, May Queens and Kings, James Wood, Woody Harrelson, loggers& eco-activists, Hobbits- Elves & Ents (Middle Earth is HOT), Scott ‘Plant Trees’ Munson, Pagan Priestesses, WICKERMEN, Snow White, Park Rangers, etc. ALSO- sexy costumes, leather, latex, PVC, lingerie, always welcome. PLEASE, NO STREET CLOTHES OR JEANS

WIN FREE KINKY SALON ENTRANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
That’s right, you heard us right. We are offering free lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon!
What do you have to do for this boon??? Just create something (ANYTHING) in this month’s theme and send it to us! It could be a movie clip, a poem, a picture, music, ceramics, a painting, a comic strip…. anything at all. We will pick the top five, and then the community will vote on the winner. DEADLINE for entries is April 12th. Don’t be shy. DO IT NOW!!! Winners will be displayed in the Kinky Salon hall of fame for ETERNITY… eternity….eternity…!
Email your entry to iwannagetintokinkysalonfreefortherestofmylife@kinkysalon.com

Shout out to WEAZIE for helping to inspire our 5 yr. Anniversary theme!
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    Re: GOT WOOD? Kinky Salon's 5 year anniversary!

    Wed, March 26, 2008 - 6:36 PM
    Okay...I'm jumpin' the wooden-cork-pop-gun on this one, but can Robinson & I do coatcheck from 10-12:30 at GOT WOOD?

    Yessssss, I know you haven't posted the volunteer positions yet. But I never volunteer and I have major wood for coatcheck, okay?

    MWAH MWAH MWAH!
    the Zote grrrrl

    PS ~ Have I told you how much I adore you two lately ;p
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